There was a man walking down the street when suddenly he decided to go to the desert. He loaded his car and started to drive there. When suddenly his eye caught a snake on the side of the road on a lever. He went over there and parked his car and went over to the snake.

     "Hello little fella! What are you doing around this lever?" said the man in a friendly tone.

     " I am Nate, and the lever I am around is the world. If the lever is pulled then it will be the end of the world." Said the oddly colored snake.

"since you have found me, I will like to make an offer. My son is next in line to guard the lever. I would like him to have the time of his life and do whatever he wants before taking the job. In return, I will give you three wishes. Deal?"

    "Deal, my three wishes are I wish I had a computer so I can talk to you all over the world."

     "Done" Then Nate bit him, but then a computer appeared in his hands and Nate's every word appeared on his screen.

     Owww! That pained him. "I will also like a tracker so I know how to get back to you." Once again a painful bite. " The third is my family safe and sound." One more painful bite. So the guy took Nate's son everywhere! China, Canada, NeyYork, EVERYWHERE!

     "Hey, I have a feeling it's time" said Nate's son. So the man ased Nate on his computer and he said he was very sick an was about to die. It was time. So he tracked him down on the tracker Nate gave him and went to him.

     "He's just on the other side of the hill." So the guy drove up the hill and at the top, something terrible happened. The brake stoped working from the long trip. He started to roll down the hill, fast! The worst part was, Nate and the lever were in the way! The lever was facing toward him meaning if he hit it, it would be the end of the world. Then Nate on the side of the lever blocking the path.

     Then the guy said, (man I love this one!) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     "Well, better nate then lever!" (get it? better late then never? Better nate then lever? Ha Ha!)

 

 

 

     -ha ha

 

 

 

I thought that was stupid ,too.